italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th
sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

backdoorteenmom:

tomato soup is basically heated ketchup and I refuse to have any part of it

(via flewor)

person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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(via apple-str1der)

frnkandthekilljoys:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

It’s always hoodie season if you’re not weak

(via spookyegoraptor)

iansthighs:

anthony padilla??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of anthony padilla spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of anthony padilla scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen 

(via spookyegoraptor)

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

(via punned)

cardashians:

Asking the real questions
awwww-cute:

I am loaf

ohrobbybaby:

bluejay—way:

whenever someone tells me that it would be insane of me to marry a man 54 years older than me I will direct them to this photo of Dick Van Dyke and his wife

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY LOOK, THEY HAVE 46 YEARS IN BETWEEN THEM, BUT THAT AIN’T MUCH FOR THEM TO TAKE A CUTE PHOTO TOGETHER AND HE’S NOT EVEN A ROCKSTAR

(via the-incredible-foon)

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