misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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(via apple-str1der)

zanetehaiden:

jaclcfrost:

PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE

I masturbate in the morning

(via elliegalaxies)

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via braydaaan)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(via trust)

urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

(via pubed)

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

(via phil-peen)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(via braydaaan)

boyytears:

do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???

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(via pizza)

THEME BY CYBERSITY