i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
i wish i wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and i look bad in red lipstick
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
my best friend just sent me this to “seduce me”
Kelsey, this was supposed to be fucking private.